I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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