I'm going to jail i love you
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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