She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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