Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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