i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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