somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
sex on a bike is impossible
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