How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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