Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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