if you like me you must not know who I am
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I touched a dick in church today
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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