problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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