Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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