You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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