my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I intend to get homeless drunk
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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