What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
it's like iHOP with fire
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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