Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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