she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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