IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
