I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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