When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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