U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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