I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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