bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
She needs sedatives and a leash
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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