He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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