I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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