the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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