Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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