I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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