Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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