but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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