i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
