would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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