the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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