I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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