UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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