Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
