what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Every concussion has its silver lining
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
