HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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