Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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