omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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