Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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