Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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