Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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