I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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