absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I love you.
Bad choice
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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