Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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