i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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