Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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