even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
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