I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
