R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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